He hasn't even seen the commercials,
or read the brochure, or even the description:
"Winner of the 2001 Tony Award® for “Best Special Theatrical Event” and the 2001 Emmy Award for “Best Choreography,” BLAST! is comprised of 37 brass, percussion and visual performers brought together in a unique explosion of music and theatre. BLAST! is a novel art form evolved from the showmanship of outdoor pageantry."