Duh

Man at the Bark Park: "Ew! Your dog keeps getting drool on my shorts!"

Me: "Do you have treats in your pocket?"

Man: "Yes. Why? Does he want one?"

Me: (Too busy banging head on picnic table to answer.)

Comments

Wendy said…
I think he was flirting!! LOL!
Sunday, August 06, 2006 6:28:00 PM
Amy said…
Flirting?! He was there with his wife and two kids. He was stupid, not flirting!!
Sunday, August 06, 2006 7:07:00 PM
Jules said…
No kidding. How on earth did he not know that was why the dog was all up in his business? And, if he was at the dog park, didn't he have a dog? And if he has a dog, wouldn't he be accustomed to a little doggy slobber? People are so stupid...
Monday, August 07, 2006 12:22:00 PM
Katrina said…
Are you sure it was the DOG that was drooling? LOL...
Monday, August 07, 2006 6:27:00 PM
shayze said…
Someday I want to write a book of the dumbest questions I have ever heard. That would qualify!! (Worst one yet was - "Which comes first? Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?" This was from a woman who was 27 years old and had a 9 year old kid. And yes, she was American and was brought up celebrating Christmas.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006 5:31:00 PM
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