Well, maybe not ever, but I have to say I actually cheered out loud and did a little happy dance when I heard the news today.
John Madden has retired.
It's just a shame I don't have television anymore. He was the main reason I could not stand to watch Sunday Night Football. I don't promise that Cris Collingsworth is going to be a great announcer (I have my doubts) but at least he's NOT John Madden.
Now, can we get Dick Vitale to retire, too?