Corporate Delivery
A package arrived today. It was for LM's Corporation. Enclosed was a letter that read:
Dear Mr. LM:
Enclosed please find an assortment of office supplies. A corporate sponsor, the Tennessee Grandparent Corporation, has provided these items. Hopefully these products will assist you in your business endeavors in the Michigan area.
In the event you find any of these products unsatisfactory or in duplication of items presently utilized by your business, please forward said items to our local representative, Ms. Eliza Jane, who is in possession of the receipt needed for an exchange at your local Staples establishment.
Please let us know in writing if there are additional needed items, which might be provided by our corporation. Our business' goal is to assist you in ways that increase the probability of success of your office/business and that may actually bring a smile to the face of your CEO. In short, we are in the business of smiles creations. Our motto is, "If you are happy, they we are happy."
Please keep us apprised of your entrepreneurial adventure and know that we are but an e-mail or phone call away from providing solutions to many of your business needs.
Sincerely,
Papa and Grandma
CEO and CFO of the Tennessee Grandparent Corporation
Dear Mr. LM:
Enclosed please find an assortment of office supplies. A corporate sponsor, the Tennessee Grandparent Corporation, has provided these items. Hopefully these products will assist you in your business endeavors in the Michigan area.
In the event you find any of these products unsatisfactory or in duplication of items presently utilized by your business, please forward said items to our local representative, Ms. Eliza Jane, who is in possession of the receipt needed for an exchange at your local Staples establishment.
Please let us know in writing if there are additional needed items, which might be provided by our corporation. Our business' goal is to assist you in ways that increase the probability of success of your office/business and that may actually bring a smile to the face of your CEO. In short, we are in the business of smiles creations. Our motto is, "If you are happy, they we are happy."
Please keep us apprised of your entrepreneurial adventure and know that we are but an e-mail or phone call away from providing solutions to many of your business needs.
Sincerely,
Papa and Grandma
CEO and CFO of the Tennessee Grandparent Corporation
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