The Incident
Quakertown, PA – An innocent woman was struck in the back of the head by a sailing, long, white paper at a local chain restaurant on Monday evening. An eye witness to the crime, a waiter, reports seeing the tubing fly from the near vicinity of a juvenile, reportedly eating dinner with his mother. When questioned, the mother stated, “I was turning my head back to my son, to mock him for missing me yet again, when I saw the look of guilt and horror upon his face. I realized something was terribly wrong.”
Laughter was heard from the booth behind the mother, and the server quickly quipped to the juvenile, “so that was you, huh?” upon arriving at the table with dinner. Witnesses report the juvenile quickly regained a sense of manners and apologized to the innocent woman in the booth behind his mother. All parties were heard chuckling about the incident for the better part of dinner.
The juvenile was reprimanded on the scene for having such horrible aim. The mother vowed he would undergo in-home lessons before trying the art of straw-wrapper shooting in public again. She asked that names be withheld, knowing the child’s grandfather would be greatly disappointed in the miss. He surely taught the boy better.
Laughter was heard from the booth behind the mother, and the server quickly quipped to the juvenile, “so that was you, huh?” upon arriving at the table with dinner. Witnesses report the juvenile quickly regained a sense of manners and apologized to the innocent woman in the booth behind his mother. All parties were heard chuckling about the incident for the better part of dinner.
The juvenile was reprimanded on the scene for having such horrible aim. The mother vowed he would undergo in-home lessons before trying the art of straw-wrapper shooting in public again. She asked that names be withheld, knowing the child’s grandfather would be greatly disappointed in the miss. He surely taught the boy better.
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