I need help.
I don't celebrate Halloween.
But I work in an elementary school this year and Halloween is a mandatory celebration complete with costume parade.
My fall-back costume from when I was young just won't do.
These kids don't know who Pippi Longstocking is.
I thought maybe I could be Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus, but even that might be above the heads of Kindergarteners through second graders.