Step #1: make sure your secret Saturday destination is full of tractors
Like this one
Or this one
Or even this one that I dubbed "the racing tractor".
Step #2: tell your husband he can have the one with all the bells and whistles. (That joke was for you, Dad.)
Step #3: make sure there is good food there, like amazing steamed, butter-dipped corn-on-the-cob.
Step #4: be willing to get dirty. A tractor show is no place for prissy wives. Returning home in desperate need of a shower but without complaint earned extra points.
Step #5: remind The Mister that he is, if only on occasion, a man on a tractor and keep the dream alive that someday he will have his own hay field.