Sunday, October 07, 2012

Difference of Priorities

"The race is on tonight, babe."

"The race is on?  It's on a channel you get?!  It must be on Fox.  THAT'S why my ball game isn't on.  Stupid Fox is broadcasting the race!"

"No, it's just your cheap girlfriend that doesn't have cable."

"One day, you might just come home and turn on the TV and find...."

"...that I have cable?!  I'd better have a husband AND cable then."

" might have cable THEN a husband..."

"Priorities.  I see where your priorities are!"

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