"Thanks for putting the top down on the Jeep, WG!"
"It's the perfect day for a ride with it off, isn't it, EJ?"
"It sure is. There's only one problem, WG."
"What's that, EJ?"
"You just got passed by a minivan full of grey-haired folks and now you're getting passed by a Prius."
"Drat. My Man Card is in my wallet. You might as well just throw it out the window."
"I will put you on probation, just this once, but if that gravel truck blows past us in the right lane, I am out of here."