Why We Call Him Flash Reason #392

A text conversation with Flash in the grocery store:

Flash: Where r u?

Me: Exactly where you left me

Flash: I was just there

Me: obviously you weren't

Flash: I was

Me: Then you would have found me

Flash: U weren't there

Me: I'm STILL here

Upon arriving in the card aisle exactly where he left me Flash realized he had looked in the card aisle one aisle over but not the one I had been in the whole time.

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