Do You Yahoo?

Yahoo is requiring some updates for account information. Flash started by entering an alternate email address. Then Yahoo asked him to answer two security questions so he might verify his account if every he forgot his password.

Question #1: "Where did you spend your honeymoon?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #2: "Where did you meet your spouse?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #3: "What is your youngest child's nickname?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #4: "What is the first name of your oldest niece?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #5: "What is your oldest nephew's first name?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #6: "What is the last name of the best man at your wedding?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #7: "What was the last name of the maid of honor at your wedding?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #8: "What was the make of your first car?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #9: "What was the make of your first motorcycle?"
Flash's reply: "I'm 13."

Question #10: "What was the last name of your first boss?
Flash's reply: "Mom."

Well, at least he can finally get past the security questions.