Overheard

My second mom was having a conversation with G's girlfriend down in TN. They were in the kitchen talking, when Dad and G came into the room, entering into a conversation already well-underway. What Dad and G heard was my second mom explaining to D: "So if your honey gets hard - and mine does all the time - there's a very easy way to get it soft again. You can just put it in the microwave and it softens right up!" Again, when having these conversations, it is best to not have them within earshot of any male. They just don't take it right at all.