If It Weren't For George

As Birdy snuggled down into her sleeping bag with the bag ties under her head instead of at her feet, Bear suggested she might want to turn the bag around so she didn't get strangled in the night.

"Yeah, Birdy," I commented. "I'd hate for the morning paper to read: Teenager Strangled by Sleeping Bag Ties While Parents and Aunt Slept Nearby."

George quickly chimed in, "And Brother Had Nothing to Do With Her Death!" just to be certain he wouldn't be blamed!