Behind Door Number 4
I've already decided. For Christmas this year, I'm getting God a blowhorn. I know it's not really a proper gift if I'm the one who really benefits from it, but man, I could use His voice just a little louder in my life (I think. You know that saying, 'be careful what you wish for'.)
Own of my co-workers stopped by my desk today to tell me he's putting a bid on a ranch house north of town. He currently lives in the same subdivision as I do, only in a townhouse not a condo. He said, "I know you're frustrated living in the condo, so let me know if you'd be interested in taking a look at my townhouse."
I don't know what doors God is meaning for me to step through and which ones I'm just supposed to peek into and say, "that's nice, but I think I'll go this way."
A blowhorn. Think about it. God's voice booming from the heavens, "NO, Amy you dork! I meant for you to move to Nebraska!"
Own of my co-workers stopped by my desk today to tell me he's putting a bid on a ranch house north of town. He currently lives in the same subdivision as I do, only in a townhouse not a condo. He said, "I know you're frustrated living in the condo, so let me know if you'd be interested in taking a look at my townhouse."
I don't know what doors God is meaning for me to step through and which ones I'm just supposed to peek into and say, "that's nice, but I think I'll go this way."
A blowhorn. Think about it. God's voice booming from the heavens, "NO, Amy you dork! I meant for you to move to Nebraska!"
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actually, i would like a blowhorn of my own.
While you're at it, get him a answering machine too. Cause whoever has been taking his calls for him sucks.