A Playoff Math Quiz

If my favorite team, the Boston Red Sox, play The Mister's favorite team for the first time in post-season history, and my Bearded Boys win the series and advance to the World Series, how long until The Mister speaks to me again?

a) never

b) if the Red Sox lose the World Series

c) if the Lions beat the Patriots in NFL playoffs this winter

d) if Flash ends up going to State and I have to surrender my Wolverine rights and join The Mister in cheering for the Spartans

e) only if b-c all occur this year

Sigh.  

As a challenge question, anyone want to guess at how much the damages charges are on The Mister's hotel bill for throwing things at the TV?