It's Good To Have George Back

At the restaurant - "Hey, Aunt Fred, look over there at that thing on the wall. It looks like a rabbit with horns on it's head!!!" (Do we tell him now that a jackalope really exists or just let him think the restaurant is trying to be funny? On second thought, why are we eating at a restaurant that has a jackalope on the wall to begin with?)



At home, watching a reality TV show - George: "This dude is a Canadian." Mom: "No, George, he's a comedian." George: "What's the difference?" (Yeah, come to think of it, what is the difference, eh?)