It's Kinda The Same, Only Without The Weird Opening Ceremonies

Just because he scores in the 99th percentile, just because he's in the gifted pull-out program one day a week, just because he reads at a high school level in sixth grade, just because he uses words like "botany", "trebuchet" and "je ne sais quo" in his conversations, just because he's on a special science team preparing to compete with other science teams across the area, the state and possibly the nation, does NOT imply that he can actually spell "Science Olympiad".

The folder on my desktop containing his research is labeled "Science oylimiad".

I.kid.you.not.