With a Side Of Shampoo

Upon the realization that a holiday is actually just days away, I made it a point to stop by the groc (short for ‘grocery store’ and pronounced, ‘grosh’) to stock up. I have previously made the mistake of not stocking up prior to a holiday when I didn’t have Jacob and realizing the only thing open that day for food was the Wawa (like a 7-11, but way better!)

It’s just me for the duration so my cart was full of soup, frozen dinners, cereal, popcorn and soda. I get to the checkout and the woman says “So, are you hosting Thanksgiving this year?” Um, yeah, and I’m serving garden vegetable soup with a side of Golden Grahams and natural light popcorn for dessert. Come on over!!

So THIS is why I usually do the self check-out!!