Oh The Changes He's Made

"You know, Eliza, I've made a lot of changes since we started dating."

"I am hoping you think of them as good changes, WG."

"Well, yeah.  I mean mostly."

"Mostly?"

"Well, except the side dishes."

"Side dishes? What do you mean side dishes?"

"Well, when I cooked a meal before, I never had to make side dishes, too!"