Sale on 10 Year Olds

I just realized.  I'm a 40-something year old woman, single with more than one cat.  I walk around my house in slippers (thanks, Dad).  I'm in bed around 9 every night and I have a heating blanket on my bed.  I say things like, "whackadoodle" and "gobblygook" on a regular basis.

I'm pathetic.