Flash emerged from his room and asked if he could get me anything.
"Sure," I replied. "A husband, a million dollars, a teaching job without administrators and a dessert that makes me lose weight."
Flash replied, "One: I think that's your responsibility. Two: Fine, but I am going to need about a million dollars to buy enough tickets to get the winning one. Three: Start your own school, and Four: There's this amazing French dessert that does the trick." He continued with flair and a terrible accent, "It's called aire!"
Oh that kid. Wherever does he get his sense of humor. Oh right....