Mother Nature Flipped Too Many Calendar Pages

We yanked the chain link fence out.
We weeded and laid straw in the strawberry patch.
I've trimmed back the herbs and cleaned out that bed.
I've weeded the perennial bed on the north side of the house.
I've checked on the irises, tulips, daylillies and hostas that are shooting up.
I've squealed over the rhubarb and asparagus shoots coming up in the garden.
We've remarked over the greening of the raspberry and blackberry vines.
We're hopeful that the twice-killed blueberry bush might just make it yet.
He rototilled the garden.
I've mowed the lawn.


WHAT?!?! It's only mid-March in Michigan?!?!