Things They Couldn't Say if Women Announced Football Games

"That was some deep penetration there!"

"Someone needs to get their hands on that guy!"

"He's going deep!  He's going deep!"

"It's just a matter of inches."

"He's not going to quit until he scores."

"We need to get a measurment here."

"Was he even in?  I don't think he even made it in."

"He works best under the spread."

"He just had his hands where they didn't belong."

"There were a couple other guys that could have made a play, but he's the one that scored."

"You have to appreciate the size of that guy."

"I thought it was only about six inches, but he's saying it's more like a foot."

"He's explosive when he's on the inside."

"He needs to learn not to force it."

Even with male announcers, I'm not really sure they should say these things.