b) if the Red Sox lose the World Series
c) if the Lions beat the Patriots in NFL playoffs this winter
d) if Flash ends up going to State and I have to surrender my Wolverine rights and join The Mister in cheering for the Spartans
e) only if b-c all occur this year
As a challenge question, anyone want to guess at how much the damages charges are on The Mister's hotel bill for throwing things at the TV?